November 9, 2009
November 5, 2009
Luisa is a big flirt

Luisa is a big flirt

rubber dick

  • Ed: ok, to work I go, get me that email when you have a min
  • Me: 10 4 Rubber dick
  • Ed: rubber dick? Weird ass funking Brits
November 4, 2009
fuckyeahstarwars:

“Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”

fuckyeahstarwars:

Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?

You might have got “ripped” but I think someone put your head on another persons body

You might have got “ripped” but I think someone put your head on another persons body

November 2, 2009

When you want to step away from your Mac try...

who knew this magic!

minimalmac:

mnmal:

Turn off the screen
Ctrl + Shift + eject

Put your Mac to sleep
Cmd + Alt + eject

Log out
Ctrl + Alt + Shift + Q

Handy commands to remember for when you need to leave for a while, especially in a multi-user environment.

November 1, 2009
Velcro: it’s like duct tape for the indecisive.
October 31, 2009
Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes when you fall, you fly.

Neil Gaiman

aka my possible yearbook quote :)

(via fuckyeahhappy)
October 29, 2009
Meat Hand is gonna get you

Meat Hand is gonna get you

October 28, 2009
Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
October 26, 2009
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
Barney Stinson (via fuckyeahhappy)