November 9, 2009

Today I was babysitting this 2 year old girl and she was demanding that she had a glass of water with her at bed. When I told her she had to use the magic words (meaning please and thank you) she sighed and said "wingardium leviosa". I couldn't refuse her after that. MLIA.

(via carlyvous)

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November 5, 2009
Luisa is a big flirt

Luisa is a big flirt

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fuckyeahhappy: OMG HAHA

fuckyeahhappy:

OMG HAHA

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rubber dick

  • Ed: ok, to work I go, get me that email when you have a min
  • Me: 10 4 Rubber dick
  • Ed: rubber dick? Weird ass funking Brits
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November 4, 2009
fuckyeahstarwars: “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”

fuckyeahstarwars:

“Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”

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You might have got “ripped” but I think someone put your head on another persons body

You might have got “ripped” but I think someone put your head on another persons body

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November 2, 2009

When you want to step away from your Mac try...

who knew this magic!

minimalmac:

mnmal:

Turn off the screen
Ctrl + Shift + eject

Put your Mac to sleep
Cmd + Alt + eject

Log out
Ctrl + Alt + Shift + Q

Handy commands to remember for when you need to leave for a while, especially in a multi-user environment.

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November 1, 2009
“ Velcro: it’s like duct tape for the indecisive.
My DIY Droid Car Mount - ihnatko’s posterous •
October 31, 2009
“ Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes when you fall, you fly.

Neil Gaiman

aka my possible yearbook quote :)

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October 29, 2009
Meat Hand is gonna get you

Meat Hand is gonna get you

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October 28, 2009
“ Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) - Memorable quotes •
October 26, 2009
“ When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
Barney Stinson (via fuckyeahhappy) •